Easiest way to win at Pokemon GO? Use a ‘massager’

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Updated July 29, 2016
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Pokemon GO is everywhere, and there’s a pretty good chance you’re one of the hundreds of millions of users that keeps whipping their phone out and stopping abruptly right in front of me, but if the thought of stepping out of your house is just a bit too much to take, you don’t want to miss out on that all important progress, then there’s a far easier way to hatch your eggs than walking around like a chump.

According to RocketNews24, all you need is a massager and a little patience. In their case, it was a Daito Thrive Handy Massager (though, we’re pretty sure other models will have the same effect) left to gently rub the phone screen to hatch eggs.

In the video above, it ‘travels’ around 400m every ten minutes, and ultimately leads to the hatching of a Poliwag.

The downside is quite clear: it’s actually slower to cheat than it would be to just walk around outside and you don’t get any exercise, but if you don’t have a drone or model train lying around, there’s a much higher chance you might have a massager  vibrator lying around somewhere.

Alternatively, if you want to go one step further and just combine your love of sex toys with your love of Pokemon, you could just take a look at these Pokemoan on Etsy.

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