ELECTION! ELECTION! ALERT! ALERT!
If you hadn’t noticed, there’s an election going on in the US, and frankly, if you haven’t noticed, you’ve been hiding out somewhere I’m yet to find.
But to give an alternate look at the Presidential candidates (or former candidates, in some cases), xHamster has put together a list of the most popular search terms from its users across all the States and districts that the runners came from.
While xHamster says this is the presidential candidates’ favorite dirty movies, I’m just going to go ahead and say that’s a bit of a reach too far.
Weirdly, xHamster put together the top six search terms for each State, but who the hell puts together a ‘Top 6’ list, so I’m only looking at the first five.
And no, I’m not going to list them all for you, just go ahead and look at xHamster’s (NSFW) page for yourself if you want the full details.
What is interesting, however, is that there’s only one search in the top five in each States that nominees come from -and that’s ‘Lesbians’.
The only other term to come close was ‘Cuckold’, which narrowly missed out from being included across all States with a sixth place in Miami, Florida, home of Marco Rubio and Rafael (Ted) Cruz, who’s now dropped out anyway.
Cuckold is the most searched term on xHamster from people in Chicago (Hillary Clinton’s home State) and McKees Rocks (John Kasich’s district).
Of course, the question you all really only care about is ‘what about Queens, where Trump’s from?’
‘Ebony’ topped Trump’s home district.
As one of, if not, the highest traffic porn site in the world, xHamster should have some insight into this data. Whether that should influence your vote is another question altogether.
